A motley crew of British characters ride The San Ferry Ann to the shores of France where they embark on a weekend of calamity. The campervan family led by Dad and Mum (David Lodge and Joan Sims) create chaos from the moment they set their tires on the shore resulting in frequent run-ins with the Gendarme, while Lewd Grandad (Wilfred Brambell) finds his own misadventures with a newly acquainted friend, a mad German ex-soldier (Ron Moody). Also aboard for the ride is a saucy hitchhiker (Barbara Windsor) who causes a few heads to turn including that of a fellow traveller (Ronnie Stevens) who pursues her affection with comic results. By the end of this weekend the French may well be wishing to say 'au revoir' to these trouble-making tourists. San Ferry Ann is a humorous take on the tradition of the British get-away. A classic sound effect comedy that sits with the likes of similarly praised titles such as 'The Plank', 'Futtock's End' and 'Rhubarb Rhubarb'.
Dad

Mum

Grandad

Grandma
Hiker girl

Hiker

German

Gendarme

Loverboy

Lover Girl
Lover Boy

Maitre d'Hotel

Immigration Officer

French Commercial Traveller

Madame of Hotel
Shop Assistant

Gourmet

Gardener
Mini Dad

Ship's Officer
Mini Mum
War Museum Attendant

Garage Owner
Englishman at Garage

French Taxi Driver

Onion Seller