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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

"A How-To-Do-It Guide."

1999

1h 30m

6.0(75 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Science Fiction

Overview

David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Mackenzie Astin

Mackenzie Astin

The Male

Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra

The Female

David Hyde Pierce

David Hyde Pierce

The Narrator

Markus Redmond

Markus Redmond

The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu

Lucy Liu

The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi

Lisa Rotondi

The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler

Jack Kehler

The Male's Father

Leo Rossi

Leo Rossi

The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Mother

Creative team

Directed by: Jeff Abugov
Written by: Jeff Abugov
Produced by: Larry Estes

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