"No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous""
A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.
Dandy Forsdyke

R. S. Widdowes

Laurence Montague

Babette LaVern

Sir Harvey Russelrod

Ronnie Bassett

Prunella

Grimsdale

Wagstaffe

Bert

Woods

Fletcher

George

Fred

Drunk

M.C. at the Peekaboo Club

Boy in Park

Unknown Role

Holding
Stanley
Grogan

Carol
Partridge

Reginald Cundell

Mrs. Cundall (as Dandy Nicholls)

Unknown Role

Thomas

Police Officer

1st Jeweller
2nd Jeweller

Unknown Role
Caulfield

Jones
Wiseman - Helicopter Brother

Francis Davenport
Dawn
(as Totti Truman-Taylor)

Peekaboo Doorman
Policeman in Park

Sydney - Large Nightwatchman

Unknown Role