Crooks Anonymous

Crooks Anonymous

Crooks Anonymous

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Crooks Anonymous

"No one ever turned on the HEAT and HILARITY Like "Crooks Anonymous""

1962

1h 28m

6.1(25 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

A former burglar trying to go straight joins a rehabilitation scheme using much the same methods as AA. Through the process, he takes work as a department store Santa, where the endless parade of goods and money, not to mention the pretty young shop hands have him like a moth to a flame in no time flat.

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Leslie Phillips

Leslie Phillips

Fred "Captain 'Dandy' Forsdyke" Cox

Stanley Baxter

Stanley Baxter

Brother R.S. Widdowes

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Wilfrid Hyde-White

Senior Brother Laurence Montague

Julie Christie

Julie Christie

Babette La Vern

James Robertson Justice

James Robertson Justice

Sir Harvey Russellrod

Michael Medwin

Michael Medwin

Brother Ronnie Bassett

Pauline Jameson

Pauline Jameson

Sister Prunella

Robertson Hare

Robertson Hare

Grimsdale

Raymond Huntley

Raymond Huntley

Mr. Wagstaffe

Norman Rossington

Norman Rossington

Bert

Creative team

Directed by: Ken Annakin
Written by: Jack Davies
Ken Annakin

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