"Sorority Girls Suck!"
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky

Wayne Gretzky

Arthur Levine

Fred Green

Tom Slansky

Ted

Samantha

Janet

Kyle
Jared

Mel

Gregor

Ludmila Pelikhova
Barry Pearson
Carly
Joe
Lisa
Grave Digger

Kevin

Lorainne

Noelle
Teacher

Peter

Jerry

Photo Girl
Nurse Lady

Kelly

Vampire Girl #1

Vampire Girl #2
Vampire Girl #3
Vampire Girl #4
Vampire Girl #5

Vampire Girl #6
Student

The 29th Victim (uncredited)
