"There's always that ONE GUY"
An casual movie goer comes in to watch a movie in an empty theater until, a obsessed cinephile comes in and ruins the experience,
Social & External
The people behind it
Steven Shaffer
Paul
Seth Change
Patrick
Dennis Thompson
Cinema Worker
Nick Buono
Off Screen Voice #1
Alexander Hatt
Off Screen Voice #2
Kevin Bertocki
Manager
Isaiah Sunday
"Rookie"
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