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Janice Beard 45 WPM

Janice Beard 45 WPM

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Janice Beard 45 WPM

"72% of Office Romances end in disaster. This started as one..."

1999

1h 21m

5.2(5 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Janice Beard is a dreamer who can't seem to quite make it big. She is working in an auto design company and falls for the mailboy, but he is hiding secrets.

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Social & External

Production Companies

Arts Council of England

Film4 Productions

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Eileen Walsh

Eileen Walsh

Janice Beard

Rhys Ifans

Rhys Ifans

Sean

Patsy Kensit

Patsy Kensit

Julia

Sandra Voe

Sandra Voe

Mimi

David O'Hara

David O'Hara

O'Brien

Frances Grey

Frances Grey

Violet

Zita Sattar

Jane

Amelia Curtis

Amelia Curtis

June

Mossie Smith

Mossie Smith

Dolores

Sarah McVicar

Tracy

Creative team

Directed by: Clare Kilner
Written by: Clare Kilner
Ben Hopkins
Produced by: Judy Counihan

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