Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
Tony Stilano

Trev Spackney

Sonja Stilano

Dave

Burgies Manager

Tarquin

Ken

Mal the Butcher

Mrs McLeod

Sean
Barry Burgie

Freddy Fry
Mrs Williams

Builder
Burgies CEO

Billy
Penny
Squire

Innkeeper

Innkeeper's Wife

Man 1
Neighbourhood Waster
Neighbourhood Man

Heavy 1
Heavy 2

Photographer
Newsreader
Prison Guard
Waster 2

Protestor

Old Man
Hare Krshna