The Countess of Greenwich

The Countess of Greenwich

The Countess of Greenwich

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The Countess of Greenwich

"In Greenwich, Countesses don't only drink blood..."

2025

0h 7m

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Horror

Comedy

Overview

When Luke, a travelling salesman, finally arrives at the Countess' castle, he discovers his client is not what she seems to be...

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3 featured cast members

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Eva Ludlow

Eva Ludlow

The Countess

Luke Davis

Luke Davis

Himself

Linnea Noll

Linnea Noll

The Weird Helper

Creative team

Directed by: Andres Orella
Marta Teixeira Cabeça
Written by: Andres Orella

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