As Long as You've Got Your Health

As Long as You've Got Your Health

As Long as You've Got Your Health

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As Long as You've Got Your Health

1966

1h 8m

6.2(25 votes)

Comedy

Overview

An anthology film consisting of four stories. (1) A man reads a Dracula novel while in bed, but cannot seem to tell the novel from reality, causing sleep troubles. (2) A man cannot escape the absurd ads he saw at the movie theater that day. (3) A polluted and construction-ridden town keeps everybody on edge, sending one man to the doctor. (4) A hunter, a farmer and a couple on a picnic unknowingly cause continuous trouble for one another.

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Pierre Étaix

Pierre Étaix

Pierre

Denise Péronne

Denise Péronne

Simone Fonder

Sabine Sun

Sabine Sun

Véra Valmont

Véra Valmont

Françoise Occipinti

Claude Massot

Dario Meschi

Emile Coryn

Roger Trapp

Roger Trapp

Creative team

Directed by: Pierre Étaix
Written by: Jean-Claude Carrière
Pierre Étaix

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