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Almost Heroes

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Almost Heroes

"Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous."

1998

1h 30m

5.4(222 votes)

Adventure

Comedy

Western

Overview

Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.

Where to Watch

Rent

Amazon Video

Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Di Novi Pictures

The people behind it

Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Chris Farley

Chris Farley

Bartholomew Hunt

Matthew Perry

Matthew Perry

Leslie Edwards

Bokeem Woodbine

Bokeem Woodbine

Jonah

Barry Del Sherman

Barry Del Sherman

Sergeant

Eugene Levy

Eugene Levy

Guy Fontenot

Lisa Barbuscia

Lisa Barbuscia

Shaquinna

Christian Clemenson

Christian Clemenson

Father Girard

Patrick Cranshaw

Patrick Cranshaw

Jackson

Jonathan Joss

Jonathan Joss

Bent Twig

Gregory Cruz

Gregory Cruz

Iowa Indian

Creative team

Directed by: Christopher Guest
Written by: Mark Nutter
Boyd Hale
Produced by: Denise Di Novi

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