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The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.
John Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII

Ens. Rita J. Benson

Prudence Trabert Steckler

Stan Wychinski

Vice Adm. Philo Tecumseh Bludde

Congressman Mandeville

Mrs. Trabert

Lt. Cmdr. Farber

Adm. Rogers

Cmdr. Cross

Cmdr. Craig
Lt. Bond

Lt. Ward

Dugan

Asian Crewman (uncredited)
Officer (uncredited)