"If anyone asks."

2013

1h 50m

6.8(9088 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Overview

A veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.

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58 members

Acting

Jennifer Aniston

Rose O'Reilly

Acting

Jason Sudeikis

David Clark

Acting

Emma Roberts

Casey Mathis

Acting

Will Poulter

Kenny Rossmore

Acting

Ed Helms

Brad Gurdlinger

Acting

Nick Offerman

Don Fitzgerald

Acting

Kathryn Hahn

Edie Fitzgerald

Acting

Molly C. Quinn

Melissa Fitzgerald

Acting

Tomer Sisley

Pablo Chacon

Acting

Matthew Willig

One-Eye

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Luis Guzmán

Mexican Cop

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Thomas Lennon

Rick Nathanson

Acting

Mark L. Young

Scottie P.

Acting

Ken Marino

Todd - Strip Club Owner

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Laura-Leigh

Kymberly

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Crystal Nichol

Brad's Receptionist

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D.A. Obahor

Parking Cop

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Brett Gentile

White Bread Dad

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Kelly Collins Lintz

White Bread Mom

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Sam Richardson

TSA Agent

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Lynn Talley

Stylist

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Alan Gilmer

Middle Aged Man

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Denielle Fisher Johnson

Flight Attendant #1

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Deborah Chavez

Flight Attendant #2

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Kevin Dorff

Border Guard #1

Directing

Rawson Marshall Thurber

The Ultimate Border Guard

Camera

Kurt Grossi

Border Guard #3

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Dave McElhaney

White Gringo

Acting

Brendan Hunt

Sketchy Dude

Acting

Scott Adsit

Doctor

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Vickie Eng

Hospital Nurse

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Lunden De'Leon

Hospital Receptionist

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Joey Nappo

Gutter Punk #1

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Joshua Mikel

Gutter Punk #2

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Matt Schweppe

Gutter Punk #3

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Tonya Bludsworth

Soccer Mom

Acting

Matthew Cornwell

Dan Johnson

Production

Marcus Viscidi

Business Man

Acting

Loren Anthony

Mexican Border Crosser (uncredited)

Acting

Joshua R. Aragon

Drug Cartel Member (uncredited)

Acting

Lionel Archuleta

Mexican Pedestrian (uncredited)

Acting

Jenique Bennett

Stripper (uncredited)

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Ashley Blankenship

Hot Tub Bikini Girlfriend (uncredited)

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Robert Crayton

Kidnapper (uncredited)

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Lindsay Davis

Hot Tub Girlfriend (uncredited)

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Tait Fletcher

Creepy Trucker (uncredited)

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William Frasca

Pedestrian (uncredited)

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Amanda Fresquez

Airplane Passenger (uncredited)

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Lawrence Gilligan

Border Guard (uncredited)

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Saeri Lee

Pedestrian (uncredited)

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Natalia Marie

Stripper (uncredited)

Camera

Brian Patrick Moize

Strip Club Bouncer (uncredited)

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Patrick V. Murphy

Mexican Taxi Driver (uncredited)

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Ed Ricker

Fair Goer (uncredited)

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John Henry Scott

Stilt Walker (uncredited)

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Nathan Marcus Smith

Coffee Shop Patron (uncredited)

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Michael E. Stogner

Airline Passenger (uncredited)

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Shane Thompson

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

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