
Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....
Dennis Morrison

Clive Potter
Harris Tweedle

Benny U. Murdoch

Lady Longhorn

The Bishop

Lord Coltwind
Jeremy Longhorn

Hermione Longhorn

Gladys Armitage
Big Dick
Billie Harris
Dave
Brendan
Ambrose Cream

Rudolph
Millicent Bindle

Vernon Peabody

Johnny

Simon
Casting Girl
Grandfather
Grandmother
Maggie
Charlie
Deadeye Dick

Mexican Pete
Reverend Mother

Kung Fu Artist
Nightwatchman

Laboratory Man
Royal Personage
Cinema Manager
Projectionist

Traffic Warden (uncredited)

Cowboy (uncredited)
Woman Browsing Travel Brochure (uncredited)
Floor Manager (uncredited)

Traffic Warden Stripper (uncredited)

Policeman (uncredited)
Shy Casting Girl (uncredited)
