
"The newest coach in the NBA has got the Knicks right where she wants them."
Eddie is a New York limo driver and a fanatical follower of the New York Knicks professional basketball team. The team is struggling with a mediocre record when, in mid-season, "Wild Bill" Burgess, the new owner, as a public relations gimmick, stages an 'honorary coach' contest, which Eddie wins. The fans love it, so "Wild Bill" fires the coach and hires her. She takes the bunch of overpaid prima
Eddie Franklin

Wild Bill Burgess

John Bailey

Carl Zimmer

Claudine

Joe Nader

Beth Hastings

Nate Wilson

Terry Hastings

Stacy Patton
Pickup Player

Darren "Preacher" Taylor
Joe Sparks
Marv Albert

Chris Berman

Mohammed

Rick

Walt Frazier

Rudolph Giuliani

Ed Koch

Donald Trump

Mark Jones

ESPN Radio Announcer

Spud Webb
Glenn "Doc" Rivers

Vlade Divac

Corie Blount
Cedric Ceballos

Anthony Miller

Nick Van Exel
Pickup Player
Pickup Player
Bench Knicks

Construction Worker

Fabio

David Letterman (uncredited)

Jerry Seinfeld (uncredited)

San Antonio Spurs

Phoenix Suns
Rumeal Smith

Cleveland Cavaliers Assistant Coach