
"The story of a man who wanted to keep the world safe for democracy...and meet girls."
Hard-luck cabbie John Winger, directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey. After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.
John Winger

Russell Ziskey

Sgt. Hulka

Stella Hansen

Louise Cooper

Dewey "Ox" Oxberger

Capt. Stillman

Stillman's Aid

Cruiser

Col. Glass

Anita

Francis "Psycho" Soyer

Elmo

Hector

Leon
Recruiter

Dowager in Cab

Border Guard

Border Guard

Soldier

Wrestler
Extra at Graduation Ceremony

Soldier with Mortar

M.C.

Cheerleader
Gen. Barnicke

Stillman's Girlfriend
Corporal
Sgt. Crocker
Shoeshine Man
Store Owner
Russian Officer
Russian Officer
Mud Wrestler

Mud Wrestler

Mud Wrestler
Mud Wrestler

Mud Wrestler
Soldier Outside Motor Pool
