"The story of a man who wanted to keep the world safe for democracy...and meet girls."
Hard-luck cabbie John Winger, directionless after being fired from his job and dumped by his girlfriend, enlists in the U.S. Army with his close pal, Russell Ziskey. After his barely satisfactory performance in basic training, the irreverent Winger emerges as the figurehead for a ragtag band of misfits. However, his hijinks threaten to cause an international scandal when he inadvertently commandeers a military assault vehicle behind enemy lines.
John Winger
Russell Ziskey
Sgt. Hulka
Stella Hansen
Louise Cooper
Dewey "Ox" Oxberger
Capt. Stillman
Stillman's Aid
Cruiser
Col. Glass
Anita
Francis "Psycho" Soyer
Elmo
Hector
Leon
Recruiter
Dowager in Cab
Border Guard
Border Guard
Soldier
Wrestler
Extra at Graduation Ceremony
Soldier with Mortar
M.C.
Cheerleader
Gen. Barnicke
Stillman's Girlfriend
Corporal
Sgt. Crocker
Shoeshine Man
Store Owner
Russian Officer
Russian Officer
Mud Wrestler
Mud Wrestler
Mud Wrestler
Mud Wrestler
Mud Wrestler
Soldier Outside Motor Pool