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"What Would You Do If You Lost A Million Dollars?"

2004

1h 55m

5.3(8 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two friends, Al and Max, decide to spend the weekend fishing, during which, amid an incomprehensible noise, a briefcase full of dollars suddenly appears at the end of Al's fishing line. A boss who has lost a million dollars can't calm down, and his two bodyguards have to find a case within 48 hours. In the pursuit of money, the bandits work out various scenarios, forcing Al and Max to participate in this whole nightmare – an attempt to rob a bank, participation in a drug deal.

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Russian Film Group

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Cast & crew

10 featured cast members

Starring

Michael Madsen

Michael Madsen

Boss

Yuliya Zinovyeva

Singer

Alexander Karpov

Alexander Karpov

Body 1

Alexey A. Petrukhin

Alexey A. Petrukhin

Body 2

Dmitriy Burkhankin

Dmitriy Burkhankin

Al

Pyotr Fyodorov

Pyotr Fyodorov

Max

Tatyana Vasileva

Tatyana Vasileva

Business Lady

Aleksei Zharkov

Aleksei Zharkov

Master

Aleksandr Semchev

Aleksandr Semchev

Customs Officer

Igor Jijikine

Igor Jijikine

'Rabid'

Creative team

Directed by: Oleg Stepchenko
Written by: Oleg Stepchenko
Produced by: Alexey A. Petrukhin
Oleg Stepchenko

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