"Family sucks."

2022

1h 28m

4.6(17 votes)

Horror

Comedy

Overview

A nomadic recluse living on the fringes of society reconsiders his bloodthirsty legacy when a teenage girl shows up claiming to be his daughter.

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Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

Victoria Moroles

Jane

Acting

Noah Segan

Francis

Acting

Akasha Villalobos

Hilda

Acting

C.L. Simpson

Sylvie

Acting

Ammie Masterson

Dr. Seward

Acting

Tracie Thoms

Ms. Shelling

Acting

Jon Proudstar

Nathan

Acting

Josh Ruben

Roger

Acting

Doug Benson

Mert the Clerk

Acting

Brian Villalobos

Security Guard

Acting

Reece Everett Ryan

Caleb

Sound

Jesse Lucas

Terry

Acting

Karina Dominguez

Cousin Bonnie

Acting

Aaron Spivey-Sorrells

Mopar Mike

Acting

Christopher Cubas

Carl

Acting

John Gholson

Pawn Broker

Acting

Arthur Dale

Brad

Acting

Andrew Fox

Braden

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